There are plenty of games about vampires, and there are plenty of games about farming. Very few ask the question: what if Dracula's son decided that blood was overrated and vegetables were the future? Thankfully, Voltaire: The Vegan Vampire embraces that wonderfully absurd premise and runs with it, delivering a charming blend of farming sim, action roguelite, and tower defence that feels refreshingly different. You play as Voltaire, the rebellious youngest son of Dracula, who