Vampire Therapist is one of those games that sounds like a joke you’d hear at 2 a.m. in a Discord call. “What if you were a cowboy vampire doing CBT for other vampires?” and yet, on Xbox, it lands with surprising sincerity, warmth, and a whole lot of campy charm. This is a visual novel that knows exactly what it is: a character‑driven, therapy‑themed comedy with a beating undead heart. And on console, it feels right at home and is snappy to play, easy to sink into, and oddly