Prime Monster is one of those rare political satires that doesn’t just poke fun at the system, it gleefully tears it apart, chews on the scraps, and spits them back out as a roguelike deckbuilder that’s equal parts strategy, slapstick, and slow‑burn disaster. It’s a game about power, but not the noble, idealistic kind. This is the grimy, back‑room, “how many scandals can I juggle before the public notices I’m on fire” kind of power. And the twist, of course, is that you’re no