If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to walk in the sandals of Jesus Christ and I mean literally walk, because this is a visual novel with the occasional mini‑game sprinkled in like spiritual seasoning, Jesus Simulator is here to answer that question with the utmost sincerity… and just a pinch of “Wait, am I really doing this?” This is a game that takes itself seriously. Like, respectfully seriously. Like, “we consulted historically reliable sources” seriously. And y