Go! Go! Mister Chickums is the kind of game that feels like it was discovered behind a stack of dusty arcade boards in someone’s garage, the sort of thing you’d plug into a CRT, smack the side of the cabinet, and immediately lose three lives to a rogue bouncing enemy. It’s a single‑screen platformer in the purest, most unapologetic sense: tight arenas, strict timers, enemies with suspiciously cheerful faces, and a protagonist who looks like he’s one bad day away from becoming