“Breaking Bad meets Farming Simulator, but everyone involved is still figuring out which button does what.” Drug Farmer Simulator is one of those games that feels like it was born from a single chaotic thought: “What if Stardew Valley had a criminal cousin who never learned proper motor skills?” You load in expecting a tidy little management sim, and instead you’re immediately handed a seedling, a suspiciously empty room, and controls that behave like they were coded by someo