Disco Simulator pitches itself as the ultimate nightclub‑management experience: build a venue, hire staff, keep the drinks flowing, and turn a dingy warehouse into the city’s hottest spot. The premise is immediately appealing a colourful tycoon game with a nightlife twist, but the execution lands somewhere between “pleasantly distracting” and “awkward dad dancing at 2am.” You start each venue from scratch, placing essentials like the dancefloor, bar, toilets, and staff statio