Stick the kettle on and prepare for absolute dominion in British comedic narrative adventure, EARTH MUST DIE

Featuring the brilliant and talented voices of Ben Starr, Alex Horne, Joel Fry, and many, many more!

You, third son of The Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Ascendancy, are a bit of a prick, to be honest. Nobody wants you to rule. Your brothers are better. Your companion is literally a floating tit. Need I say more? 

Thankfully, your dad is on his last legs and if you manage to orchestrate your brothers into conveniently popping their clogs too, YOU can rule!

BAFTA-winning indie developer Size Five and publisher No More Robots invite you to reclaim your throne, which you’ve squandered by being an introvert for over 300 years, and save the entire Tyrythian Ascendancy in this British comedic narrative adventure, EARTH MUST DIE. Wishlist now on Steam!

Explore your satirical cartoony dominion, where vaporising planets to boost the economy is just good business. Who cares if there was a lot of life on that one? The thing is, you’re running out of planets. Surely there’s one more about here somewhere… ​ 

Get ready to experience existential crisis after existential crisis beside a whole cast of colourful characters brought to life by a talented ensemble. Starring Joel Fry (Game of Thrones, Dr Who), Ben Starr (Expedition 33, Final Fantasy XVI), Martha Howe-Douglas (Horrible Histories, Ghosts), Alex Horne (Taskmaster, Have I Got News for You, The Horne Section), Mike Wozniak (Man Down, Taskmaster), Don Warrington (Rising Damp, Death in Paradise, Dr Who), Matthew Holness (Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, Toast of London), Tamsin Greig (Black Books, Green Wing, Friday Night Dinner) and many more incredible voices.

Take the piss to the planetary level and completely lose the plot in EARTH MUST DIE, wishlist now on Steam and stay up to date with the game via the website.