Mullet Madjack Review
- XPN Network
- 2 days ago
- 3 min read

If you grew up worshiping the pixelated carnage and unrelenting pace of classic shooters, Mullet MadJack is a love letter to that era. This game doesn’t waste time with needless exposition; instead, it throws you right into a high-octane playground tailor-made for players who live for the thrill of every gun blast and explosive encounter.
Stepping into Mullet MadJack feels like cracking open a time capsule filled with all the explosive energy and relentless pace of retro FPS classics. Right from the start, the game delivers a burst of pure, unadulterated action—an homage that instantly transports fans of DOOM and Duke Nukem back to the days when every level was a frenzied race against time and every encounter promised heart-pounding chaos.
Plus the game is available through Xbox Game Pass, so if you are a subscriber, even if you have never tried

Mullet MadJack challenges you to embrace the art of controlled mayhem. Its mechanics aren't just a nod to the classic run-and-gun style—you’re thrust into an arena where every second counts, and every enemy felled adds crucial extra time to keep your adrenaline surging. The game’s blend of old-school aesthetics with modern, dynamic gameplay not only honors its inspirations but also pushes you to constantly adapt and refine your strategy as the levels shift and morph around you. The game's aesthetic is a love letter to 90s anime and vaporwave culture and the soundtrack is a synthwave lover's dream.
For those who revel in the simple yet intense satisfaction of retro shooting, Mullet MadJack offers an electrifying plunge into a world where style and blood-spattered action are the order of the day. Imagine Doom's relentless pace, but with a twist: you have 10 seconds to obliterate everything in sight before the clock runs out.
Mullet MadJack is a whirlwind of nostalgia, chaos, and mullets. Its fast-paced gameplay, stylish visuals, and killer soundtrack make it a standout title for fans of classic FPS games. Whether you're a seasoned Doom veteran or a newcomer looking for a fresh experience, Mullet MadJack delivers.
At its core, the game thrives on its dynamic, timer-driven gameplay and inventive weaponry. Every run is a delicate balancing act—fusing high-speed combat with tactical time management—so that each level feels like an adrenaline rush crafted for those who grew up with arcade cabinet legends. Its layered level design and diverse arsenal keep you constantly tweaking your strategy, ensuring that no two playthroughs are ever the same.

Pros:
Fast-paced old school FPS gameplay
Bright anime esque visuals
Satisfying weapon mechanics
Soundtrack that keeps you going
Cons:
Repetitive level design at times
Sometimes gets too overwhelming with things on the screen
Despite a few minor hiccups, such as moments of sensory overload or occasional repetitiveness in its higher difficulty settings, Mullet MadJack remains a must-play for retro shooter aficionados. It brilliantly captures the spirit of the classics while infusing modern twists that challenge both your reflexes and your strategic thinking. For anyone hungry for that vintage, bullet-splattered chaos with a modern edge, this game delivers a uniquely satisfying blast from the past.
XPN Rating: 4 out of 5 (Gold)

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I played the game on Xbox Series X. A copy of the game was provided for this review. A huge thank you for that!
If you liked this review, why not take a look at my review of Tales of Graces F Remastered HERE.
